Your name is Johhan Egbert (but you really, really prefer to be called John), you are a troll, and always have been as far back as you can remember. You live with your matesprit, Davide Strider, and you work as a piano man at a downtown bar. Your Sgrub experience was a weird and short one that you prefer not to think about, but you reached God Tier and even now you find time to hone your abilities. You like to go on adventures, though really you have yet to have one. What will you do?
(An independent troll!John blog)
Current magic anon status: none
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(taking a breather)
(I’ll be back in an hour or so… though i might hope on my dave account when i come back!)
God Tier Eyes
God tier eyes
omg please become a thing
NO IT’S OK. I’M USED TO PEOPLE NOT LIKING THE WAY I AM.
well i think you’re warm and friendly! and i bet if i had more personal matesprit problems you’d be willing to give me advice, right?
I’D LOVE TO. I’LL EVEN LET YOU BORROW SOME OF MY CLOTHES. MEN LOVE KINKY SHIT LIKE THAT.
what sort of clothes? my matesprit likes it when i was his shirts to tell you the truth!
NO IT’S OK. I’M USED TO PEOPLE NOT LIKING THE WAY I AM.
well i think you’re warm and friendly! and i bet if i had more personal matesprit problems you’d be willing to give me advice, right?
(Source: trolljohng)
umm… hehe, maybe a little! like i said, i was raised by a male version of you. it’s like hearing my dad say he likes to pail his matesprit. i mean, if you want to talk about it, it’s fine, it’s just kinda weird to me, you know?
I UNDERSTAND. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TURNED OFF BY MY NATURE.
wow, that’s really rude of them! it’s not your nature that bugs me. it’s just who… no, that sounds wrong, too. i guess it a combination of both, since you do remind me of my parental figure!
it just sounds so formal and snooty and… uptight and that’s just not me at all!
i guess the same is true with roxanne?
but yeah, you call me johhan, i’m calling you roxanne! and warn you about not turning on red lights!
weow was that a whore jkoe
*joke
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
what if i like red lites john
what if i like them
it’s actually a joke that there’s a song about the name roxanne… wait, it’s about a whore?! wow!
i like black lights myself!
why do they call them black lights if they’re purple?
I’M DIFFERENT THAN KARKAT. I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THOSE SORT OF THINGS.I’M NORMALLY ONLY RED FACED AND SHOUTY IN BED.
HA! THERE I GO AGAIN.
*and now you’re blushing blue to the tips of your ears*
o-oh… i… ummm… o-okay!
YOU SWEET THING.
ARE YOU BOTHERED?
umm… hehe, maybe a little! like i said, i was raised by a male version of you. it’s like hearing my dad say he likes to pail his matesprit. i mean, if you want to talk about it, it’s fine, it’s just kinda weird to me, you know?
Mm I’m aware of trolls and their difficulties with sleeping outside of a recuperacoon. My matesprit is lucky enough to not have so much trouble with it.Well, I’m glad you’re okay with it then.
…
I’m sure they’d have never blamed you for it.
It wasn’t your fault, you weren’t prepared for it all.Mmhm.
And I’m sure they are.
i used to be able to go up to about a week without sleeping in it. i used to travel a lot. but i can’t do that anymore. i guess i could take my coon into my inventory, but it’s always a mess when a bring it back out and most of the slime is spilled out, it’s not really worth it.
i have to be okay with it. if you let the past just eat you up… well… it’s not much a life, is it? you have to live in the now as much as you can.
and thanks! that really means a lot.
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deaaaaaal i take it u like being called john more? johhan is rly cute tho id seperate u from the johns i kno but if i call u that then i guess u can call m e roxanne mayyyyyyybe
it just sounds so formal and snooty and… uptight and that’s just not me at all!
i guess the same is true with roxanne?
but yeah, you call me johhan, i’m calling you roxanne! and warn you about not turning on red lights!
HONESTY HOUR
ask me anything
- sexual
- weird
- about love
- about my life
- about me
- about food
(Source: yourunbrokendemi)